Weird Amazon

Computer Powered Hand Held Massager

2008-09-20T17:09:00.005+01:00

The Sirius Computer Powered Hand Held Massager: Here's a massager that works a little different - it's computer powered! This is the official stuff:

"At home or at the office, even while traveling, now you can get a massage almost anywhere there's a computer with the brand new USB Massager. That's right, just plug it into any USB Port on a computer, turn the vibration on and feel the stress in the muscles in your shoulders, arms and hands relax. Ease your daily stress and tension away by using the USB hand held personal massager anytime you're working at a computer."

A bloke, James, who tried it out said:

"I bought one of these because it always seems that when I am at my computer, I am really stressed. Well now I just plug it into the available USB port, and stick it on my taint, and my troubles and stress (along with a squirt or two of bodily fluid) just wash away."

No idea what he's on about but for more info on the Sirius Computer Powered Hand Held Massager please click here.

Crotchless French Knickers

2008-07-29T17:57:00.004+01:00

Today we have Crotchless French Knickers!

The official description is: "Can you say Ooh la la. These French inspired boy-style knickers are just the cutest panties ever. The delicate wide lace yoke rides low on the body and is joined at the back by sexy pink ribbon lacing. The big surprise is the split crotch that offers ultimate freedom and comfort."

But one user of these French Knickers wrote: "These were the first crotchless panties I'd ever tried. And it felt different to expose so much of my cheeks in the back (as compared to other boy-cut shorts I had worn). But it was definitely the feeling of openness in the front - that made me feel the sexiest!

I wore these to bed one evening along with a matching-color camisole on top. And even though these knickers made me more accessible (which was wonderful during our warm up), I still removed them (out of habit) when things got more passionate!

For more general usage, I could easily see myself wearing these under my dress or skirt - when dining out with my husband (as a tease). But I'd probably want to consider getting a more thorough waxing first!"

So there you go!

For more information: Crotchless French Knickers

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Star Trek The Next Generation Uniform

2008-07-19T14:42:00.004+01:00

Whether for fancy dress, party time or whatever this Star Trek The Next Generation Uniform Jumpsuit is the real thing. Well it's officially licensed and has the silk-screened emblem. Just another unusual item from Amazon.

The Star Trek jumpsuit comes in three colors: Red (Command), Teal (Science/Medical) and Gold (Engineering) as per the photo on the left.

There are also three sizes: Small Medium and Large for men and women.

For more information: Star Trek The Next Generation Uniform Jumpsuit

Also available: Space Nine Star Trek Uniform, Star Trek Next Generation Shirt, Star Trek Voyager Shirt and other Star Trek goodies.

Ejaculoid: The Semen & Orgasm Volumizer

2008-07-17T20:11:00.005+01:00

This unusual item from Amazon is Ejaculoid.

So what is it? These are the 'official' details in brief:

Ejaculoid is the strongest non-prescription semen volumizer available. It helps increase semen volume while also helping to get your libido back. Taking ejaculoid evenly throughout the day will help to ensure steady semen production, libido, and energy.

That seems to explain it! For more info click on Ejaculoid

Doc Johnson Silent Vibrations Vibrator

2008-07-16T21:00:00.003+01:00

Never expected to find this on Amazon but here it is: The Doc Johnson Silent Vibrations. It's a vibrator for, erm, personal use. A sex toy in other words.

This is what one lady had to say about her purchase, "This Doc Johnson Silent Vibrations Vibrator is definitely the strong, silent type, but it's BIG as well. If this is what you're looking for, you'll be happy. Otherwise, you'll find its uses more limited, as I did."

The lady who wrote the review has also made a video showing the size etc. of this vibrator.

You'll find all of the inofmation and the video on this link: Doc Johnson Silent Vibrations

Vaginal Speculums In Three Sizes

2008-07-15T12:38:00.003+01:00

Well this is a Vaginal Speculum and comes in three sizes: small, medium and large.

One of the Amazon reviewers write the following: "I ordered the vaginal speculum medium size and was very I happy i did, as it is fairly large. I can't imagine how big the marketed large size would be. It's of very good quality, and I have boiled it several times without noticing any type of wear or tear. I would say the medium size most resembles what would be used at your ob/gyn (as a general reference)."

More information on the Vaginal Speculum

Spotted Dick - The Perfect Pudding

2008-07-15T12:18:00.004+01:00

This unusual Amazon item is the classic English Pudding with the unusual name and it's delicious!

A perfect sponge style pudding with raisins and spices, traditionally served with custard.

The pudding used to take ages to make as it had to be steamed for hours but now it can all be done by microwave cooking in just a few minutes.

For further Spotted Dick Information

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Fishnet Bodystocking With Open Crotch

2008-03-12T17:41:00.007Z

Here's an item from the Amazon lingerie range.

This is a fishnet bodystocking with a halter top and open crotch

It is bound to turn any man (or woman) on. Here's what one woman said:

"My new husband on our honeymoon loved it! His eyes got as big as watermelons when I came out in this and he started to sweat above his brow. It was a real hit. I recommend it!"

And another recommendation:

"I didn't expect much for this price ($9.99). But these are surprisingly well made and endured a weekend of, um, vigorous exercise. The elasticity ensures they will fit almost anybody. A very sexy look."

Full info here

Gas Mask With Standard NATO Filter

2008-02-22T21:01:00.003Z

They say you should always be prepared so what about a Belgian Gas Mask with a Standard NATO Filter. Never know when it might come in handy!

The gas mask is light weight and specially designed for extended use with superior comfort, secure fit, impermeable rubber material for high resistance to NBC agents. And it comes supplied woth one NBC filter canister.

Tempted? For more information:
Belgian Gas Mask

Art of Oral Sex

2008-02-20T18:14:00.004Z

This book, Art of Oral Sex, is about bringing your partner to new heights of pleasure.

As their editorial says there is no right or wrong way to have an orgasm and in many places oral sex is thought of as an erotic art.

The book has 30 full color photos helping to explain why some people consider oral sex to be even more intimate than full intercourse.

Master the art of oral sex with the help of this book.

For full details of this excellent book:
Art of Oral Sex

Color Your Pubic Hair

2008-02-17T17:56:00.004Z

Color For Pubic Hair
Introducing the first safe color specially formulated for the hair down there - pubic hair that is. Colors naturally, covers gray and enhances to match your glorious locks above.

So when you color your hair don't forget to color your hair down there!

For more information:
Color For The Hair Down There!

A Gamblers Mustache

2008-02-10T16:22:00.000Z

How about a Gambler Mustache as a final touch to your cowboy costume. It's self adhesive so is easy to use and some say it's comfortable to wear.

What more could a cowboy or a gambler want? The hat and shirt aren't included, but what do you expect for only $1.99.

More information: Gambler Mustache

Breast Enhancement Pump

2008-02-08T16:47:00.000Z

The title for this Amazon item is the 'Women's Dual Breast Enhancement Exerciser Pump.' It's used for - well, it may make the breasts larger. It enhances them. Here's the official guff:

"This dual breast exerciser is the latest in female enhancement. The hand pump give you complete control, and the cups have an airtight rim and measuring mark so you can see the progress."

For more information (and enhanced breasts!):
Breast Enhancement Pump

Your Very Own Tank!

2008-02-08T16:17:00.000Z

JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank
How's this for a weird item from Amazon - your very own tank!

Here's the start of the description ...

"The JL421 Badonkadonk is a completely unique, extremely rare land vehicle and battle tank. Designed with versatility in mind, the Donk can transport cargo or a crew of five internally or on the roof, and can be piloted from within the armored shell or from an exposed standing position through the hatch, thanks to special one-way steel mesh armor windows and a control stick that pivots up and down to allow piloting from the standing or seated positions."

For full info and details:
JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank

How can anyone resist such an offer!

The Donk at night

Inflatable Bondage Chair

2008-02-06T16:41:00.000Z

And today for you we have an Inflatable Bondage Chair! The title says it all but as one reviewer wrote:

"Having a 'thing' for inflatable goods, my funny little honey and I decided to give this thing a whirl. So I'm just gonna strap myself in whilst milady breaks out her fave festive accoutrements...

Anyhoo, there's no need for handcuffs with this, 'cuz it has adjustable velcro straps - crackkkkk!"

For more info just crack - sorry, click here

Attachable Nipples For The Extra Perky Look

2008-02-05T17:23:00.000Z

Today we have for you Pierced Attachable Nipples. Something no girl should be without for that extra-perky nipple look!

This is the description:

"The Pierced Attachable Nipples offer not just realistic details, but one of the nipples in the pair is pierced for that ultra sexy, ultra-bold look!

Get pierced nipples without the risk, pain, or commitment of actually piercing your own body with this totally unique item.

These nipples also provide the extra-protrusion, extra-perky nipple look. Available in size small (1 5/8" areola area) or size large (2" areola area). SOLD IN PAIRS (one nipple is pierced, the other isn't). Choice of jewelry color; nipples are a realistic beige."

More info: Pierced Attachable Nipples

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Includes things like nipple chains, nipple pumps, nipple rings, suction personal vacuum enhancement pump etc.

Ten Unusual And Weird Things Found On Amazon

2008-02-03T18:33:00.000Z

These are just a few of the unusal, weird and strange things found on Amazon.

The Celebrity Black Book 2008:
Over 55,000 Accurate Celebrity Addresses
744 pages with all of those celebrity addresses that you are looking for. Who would you contact?

Silk Micro G-String Thong Rings
Panty
These teeny, tiny thongs are made of 100% Silk Knit. Micro G-string pantie with silver tone ring hardware in front and back. Elastic waistband for comfort.

Destiny said, "These are really HOT! The silk is so smooth, and the cut is just too much. My boyfriend got one look at these and ... lets just say that they had a very immediate and desirable effect."

Uranium Ore
Radioactive sample of uranium ore. Useful for testing Geiger Counters. License exempt. Uranium ore sample sizes vary.

Four Bottles Liquid Ass Fart Spray
Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power packed, super concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo.

Wedding Chapel - 10 x 18 With Wood Roof
Great for a church service getaway wedding chapel or for any other experience you may want to remember.

UFO Detector
See the photo on the right. Get detecting!

Heinz Spotted Dick Pudding, 10-Ounce Cans (Pack of 6)
One of the UK's favorite puddings. Microwave or steam for a delicious taste.

Artificial Insemination Kit
This kit is for the collection of semen and the insemination of the female.

Inflatable Wife
Inflatable Wife! Low Maintenance Partner For A Stress Free, Easy Life!

Spiderman Pet Costume
Your dog will love this costume, especially when going to a party.